Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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