The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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