he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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