I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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