I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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