so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
That reminds me...we need to get swords
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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