If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
