I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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