Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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