he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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