another moral hangover. fuck.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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