Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Randomize
