I wanna bring you to show and tell
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
