who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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