I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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