Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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