she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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