Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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