Having a random hookup so left but love u
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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