just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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