he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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