We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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