She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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