You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
