The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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