He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
NoShamevember. You game?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
