Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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