At least make sure they are 18
Why
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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