dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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