So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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