Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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