i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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