The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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