glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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