She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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