Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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