i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Less talking, more tequila
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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