So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
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go home
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Randomize
