I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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