Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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