It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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