Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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