We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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