I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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