North Korea, Best Korea!
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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