Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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