Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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