who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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