It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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