You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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