so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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