talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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