This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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