so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
i think my cat just said my name.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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