she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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