So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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