Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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