her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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