she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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