OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
