I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I love you. Go after that dick
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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