But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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