why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Randomize
