if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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