he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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